Fortunately, the cop hasn't a clue what's going on. He thinks he's performing what Catholics call "corporal acts of mercy"--e.g., helping out the elderly.
I love speculative fiction. It's the only genre that can approach the weirdness in people's heads.
You might want to put some ice on that bruise. Don't want Bogna to think I'm abusing you. :-)
Hugs and grins,
Jean Marie