You can't make this stuff up

[jmward14]

Nobody would believe you.  Editors would eviscerate you for even suggesting the idea.  And it's all true.

The Department of Homeland Security has decided on the perfect place for its headquarters: St. Elizabeth's Hospital, the District of Columbia's historic looney bin, originally known as the Government Hospital for the Insane.

Speaking as someone who was in the Pentagon on 9/11 and who has witnessed the crap commited in the name of "national security" since, it just doesn't get more perfect than that.

Comments

[jmward14.livejournal.com]

Better yet, what I thought was Greg's usual dose of Passion Week Wagner (he invariably goes all Parsifal on me) finally resolved itself into something recognizable: "Thus Spake Zarathustra". Mwahahahahahaha! I'm laughing so hard, it hurts. Hugs and aching grins, Jean Marie

[hutch0.livejournal.com]

I love it. I shared it on Facebook, I love it so much. Many thanks for that. The Government Hospital For The Insane. The world is indeed full of wonder where you least expect it.

[jmward14.livejournal.com]

Thanks {{{{{hutch0}}}}}. Isn't my hometown wonderful? Hugs and grins, Jean Marie

[hutch0.livejournal.com]

Your entire nation is wonderful.